cronchmillions' JournalMonday, July 24, 200612:38AM - Back By Popular Demand Bitches!!Hello people. So I came back to NH because my dad is an ass hole fiend dead beat pussy.I should of never left because that shit was just a waste of time.I could of been here stackin papor, but fuck it everything happens for a reason.I filled out some applications today.Hopefully I can get a job.I think im gonna quit smoking weed to because I waste to much damn money on it. I might have a smoke now and then, but I need to save money.I need some dome to!!Two months without a skeezer giving me wops is to long lol.So if there are any skeezers reading this hit me back haha.And if you dont hit me back its because your not in touch with your inner skeezer.I wish I had a 12 pack and a bottle of vodka.I told someone to pick me up a bottle of captain morgans rum, and they came back with something called admiral nelsons rum lol.It tasted like a vagina that hasnt been scrubbed in weeks haha.I have all my songs written for my cd, but they just need to be recorded.I got another tattoo the other day.I got a dollar sign on my forearm near my wrist.I sat next to some 400 pound lady on the plane back from Indiana, and she was sleeping and kept hitting me in my ribs with her fuckin elbow.At least it had lots of flubber padding on it, but it still pissed me off.Well thats all I got for you pleasant folks.So BYE YOU SNOW LEAPARD RECTUM EATERS!!! Current mood: Current music: Big L- MVP Saturday, July 16, 20052:16AM - Daddys Back Bitches!!!!!!!!Daddys Back Bitches.Hello people. I drove to Salem and picked up Rynita, It took a long ass time bitches. There was an accident on the highway. Someone got there stick shift jamed threw there anal tissue and pierced a main artery. I drove right past because I heard it was a messy situation. I finally arrived at Mr. snuff's house there were tons of police whores in front of his dungeon. After that run in with the law, I tried to find me a parkin space, but there were none. So when I found the magical land of parking spaces, I parked. I got Rynita and carried his bags of gadgets to my automobile. And then we set sail upon the sea of concrete and stoped at a fast cure for hunger place. It was AMAZING!!!. We were almost at my labritory of fun, but I was running out of black liquids. When I found this out we stoped at a black liquids tank rejuvinator. After that we were just dandy. We finally made it to my labritory of fun. Rynita had some bannanas, and I had the finest herbs in the shire. I guess that is all people. Bye. Current mood: Current music: Guru- We got gunz Sunday, June 5, 20057:22PM - Why Cant Bitches Just Give Up Pussy Without Dating!!!!Hello people. I was suppose to move to salem and I did, but all of a sudden my friends mom said I couldnt stay (fucking whore). I'am looking for a job in NH now. I need to get the fuck out of this house. I met this chick that wanted to go out with me. I was running the pimp game because I just wanted to fuck her, but she was like I will only bang you if you go out with me and I told her no haha. Shes cool and good looking, but I hate having girl friends lol. Maybe next time I go to salem I will hit that haha. I need to get an appartment or I will go insane. I guess im gonna be saving up money all summer.I usually say Im gonna save money and I dont, but this time Iam gonna be on point and do what I got to do. I met this Dj that does Mixtapes and he wants to put me on it. Its cool because he works with big names like Wutang,D-block,50 cent,Cam'ron, and artists like that. So he is gonna put me on his cd with names like that. I should make a diss track to 50 cent haha. Well on that note here is some song lyrics. Current mood: Current music: Gangstarr and Big L- Puttin In Work Remix Wednesday, April 27, 20052:11PM - Deadly SicknessHello people. I have not been online because I'am very sick. I have been going to bed early. I watched Blade Trinity yesterday. It was ok. I feel like shit. This is all I can write because I have a head ache and cant think. Current mood: Current music: Cage- Life Of A Underground Rap Star Sunday, April 10, 200512:32AM - Moving Out Means Better Technology Moving In.Hello people. Today was a pretty slow day. I was watching UFC almost all day. There was a wicked good fight on just a little while ago. My brother is moving out tomorrow. I get a bigger room now. I was riding a four wheeler today. That shit is fun to ride. I was going like 50 miles an hour. I almost crashed. I probably would of been mad fucked up if I did. Im bored right now because there is nothing to do at the moment. My brother just bought the Psp, and that shit is awesome.You can put mp3s in it, and play movies. After my brother moves out, my step dad is going to buy a new computer so that should be good. Im going to go shopping for it with him, but I dont know to much about computers. If anyone wants to give me a suggestion that would help, but hes not going to spend a lot. I think only about seven hundred dollars or around that area of budget, but I would still like some suggestions, even though no one will probably give me any lol. I guess thats all for now. Current mood: Current music: Green Lantern - 5 Star General Friday, April 1, 20053:43PM - Deranged Hemroid Penetrating Glass Dildos!!!Hello my sex slaves reow!! Today I worked in George Town massachusetts where ever that is lol. I guess Im gonna go to Ryans and stay for a couple days and watch WRESTLEMANIA. I got paid today, but only got 100 dollars for three days of work because I owed my step dad a hundred bucks. Im fucking tired. I dont go back to work till wednesday so thats a nice little resting time to get drunk and high LOL. I guess my step dad is taking me and Ryan to good times. That should be fun I hope. Well I'am kind of bored right now so Im going to see whats on tv which will probably be nothing. Bye you DERANGED HEMROID PENETRATING GLASS DILDOS. Current mood: Current music: Gangstarr- right were you stand Saturday, March 26, 200510:09PM - Im Only Back For The Sweaty Slutty Cunts REOW!!!Hello again. Im surprised almost everyone wrote in there journal lol. Im listening to a new cd I got (Wu-Tang Clans greatest hits) lol. My step dad got me a c02 pistol today. It is pretty nice. I went to walmart today and bought trivia pursuit the 90s edition, and scrabble.Oh yeah I also bought 2 dvd's which would be underworld, and house of 1,000 corpses. Im bored right now, but overall it was a good day. Thats all I got for you people for now, but I will have more to write about tomorrow so bye bye CAMEL BUFFALOS!!! and Im only back for the sweaty slutty cunts reow. Current mood: Current music: Wu-Tang Clan- Triumph Wednesday, March 9, 20054:39PM - Good News!! And Some Lyrics From The Surgeon!!Ok I got good news. Im gonna be working in a week (painting). I have at least 1 or 2 weeks of work it might not seem like a lot of work, but for two weeks working 5 hours a day im gonna get paid 700 dollars so thats good enough for me lol. So I will have lots of money HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!. Current mood: Current music: The Surgeon- Lyrical Blood Bath Tuesday, March 8, 20057:20PM - Somebody To LoveQUEEN- SOMEBODY TO LOVE Current mood: Current music: Queen- Somebody To Love Tuesday, November 9, 20048:57PM - Only Loved By One....Ok Im back, and very disappointed because I only got one comment and it was from the beautiful Sophia. I guess no one else cares lol. Thank you Sophia for bringing my hopes up that someone out there loves me lol. My birthday is coming up soon "January 1st" and my friend is going to throw a sick party for me. Today I was suppose to go to K-mart, but I could not get up because I was too tired...oh well lol. Im still a sad sad man lol. Ok people Im going to work tomorrow morning and then picking up anthony from East Boston and bringing him to the fucking boon docks...should be fun (yeah right) lol. Im bored so Im gonna let you guys read one of my poems haha. Current mood: Current music: Bone Thugs- N- Harmony- 1st Of The Month Thursday, October 21, 200410:20PM - Hello Nigger babie's!!!!!!!Hello Nigger babie's!!!!!! Whats up people. Today I woke up at 1:30 and got a chicken finger dinner at this pizza place, and thats the highlight of my day. Ummm I've been very anxious for halloween because im so fucking bored!!!! And pulling on me wanker gets old after a while lol.Do you believe in the boogie man? OK where was I, oh yeah how much my life contains no interesting things, actually i dont even meet the criteria for an interesting life right now lol. OK this is for lex -"Ich scheiße auf den toten Körpern der jüdischen Leute und spucke auf den Gräbern der preiswerten Juden vom holocaust" hahahahahaha. Oh well im an idiot hahahahah. So people give me some comments it's one of the only things I look forward to in my boring life lol. I hope everyone is gonna be ok on halloween cuase im not dealing with bitching and moaning well maybe some moaning hahahahahahahaha. Ok this is the rule for halloween- No one is smoking pot till they get some drinks in there blood hahahahaha. That's so no one pussy's out on the booze lol. Ok see ya im done cuz i hate talking about nothing. Bye YOU FUCKING DANGLING DINGLE BERRIE'S AND BLEEDING HEMROID EATERS HAHAHAHAHA BYE YOU WET BACK'S AND JEW SCUM HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh yea Ryan got me in the mood to write in German sorry hahahahahaha. Current mood: Current music: Elton John- Daniel Friday, October 15, 200411:24PM - Stiff cock and still growing!!!!!Whats with all theese old farts useing viagra, I dont understand it...who in there right mind wants a boner for 3 fucking hours? even after they bust a nut its still growing hard...ewwwwwwww hahahaha.I guess its a stiff cock and still growing...lol. Well i had a good day even though i didnt work, but hey its alright because im still makin that cash money$$$$$$$$$. ive been so horny latley i need some ass cuz my hand is getting very tired hahahahahaha just kidding..or am I? i just need to get drunk or something. maybe ill get drunk with ryan cuz me and him always have good conversations when we are drunk. We had a good talk with lexx last time at our place where no one shall know hahahaha. We have the best spot to drink and get fucked up or just hang out, its very peaceful and nice. Well i guess thats about it for now...See ya MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! Current mood: Current music: Dj scribble- Zombie Nation Thursday, October 14, 20049:38PMHello. Today i watched the movie blow. I think it is one of the greatest movies ever.You know what? I think marijuana should be legalized and thats that!!!!!!What do you people think? Oh well my life sucks...haha. I need to get my own apartment cause being bored sucks and so does living with your parents, but it is hard to find yourself an apartment with no one to be your room mate because they'd rather be sitting home with there mommy's.I need to find someone.I think if me and ryan got a apartment that would be cool, but i think he wouldn't want one with me because he probably thinks im to wild or something. I dont know. Im an idiot hahaha. You know what people im a better person then i use to be and ive changed many ways i do things, but there is a good reason for this, and that reason is because im sick of being away from my friends and family, so if any one wants to say... oh your diferent,your not as wild as you use to be,your just not the same, Well people i have something to say FUCK YOU AND IM HAPPY THAT IM DIFRENT CUZ IF I WASNT ID BE THE SAME LITTLE KID I USE TO BE SO FUCK YOU IM GROWN, AND I LIKE NOT BEING IN TROUBLE YOU CUNTS,But watch out cuz i can still get CRAZY!!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHA Current mood: Current music: slipknot- fuck the world Wednesday, October 13, 20049:26PM - $$$$$$$$$Hey now!! Whats going on? I just got one thing to say before i tell about my day, Ryan Sarah dosent like that spanish kid because shes tying to fill a gap in her life, its because shes trying to fill the gap between her legs...hahahahahahahaha. OKay this is how my day started,I woke up at 5:00 in the morning, and went to work. Work ended at 2:30, and then i came home and played some drums. Oh yeah i also looked at some porn and chocked the chicken..hahaha. Ummmm well what else can i say im gonna have a good time on halloween,and no one can change that..so fuck all the bitches who want to ruin shit.IM leaving now see ya Current mood: Current music: Fuck on cocaine Tuesday, October 12, 20048:13PM - Im Rick James Bitch!!!!!Im Rick James Bitch!!!!!!! hahahaha.Well today i went to work, but i was very happy because i was picked up late so i got a couple more hours of sleep in.I didn't get home till late though, but i didn't mind...got to make that ca$h bitches!!!!!!.I had a long day, and i have to work tomorrow so i will not be online tonite so happy kwanza mother fuckers!!!!!! hahahaha Current mood: Current music: Peter Tosh-legalize it Monday, October 11, 20047:19PM - Hello once againHello once again. I'am so bored right now because there is nothing to do. I need some ass ladies..hahaha. well what can i say? ummm i woke up at 4:00 and then ive been on the computer ever since, but i also downloaded some new porn off bear share...hahahaha (SQUIRTER'S)ewwwwww.When these girls squirt it looks like a gallon of milk coming out there vagina...hahaha. I'm so bored, but what else is new. I'm just looking forward to halloween and the hotel so i can get fucked up, me and Ryan will probably be wrecked..hahaha. I want to make some weed brownie's, but i don't think ill have that much pot, but if i do Ryan said he has the recipe so ill let him handle his business in the kitchen. I have to work at 5:00 in the morning tomorrow so i don't think i'm gonna go to bed at all unless theres nobody online to talk to.Thanks for reading my boring journal entry, and don't forget ladies i need some ass. So until next time farewell. Current mood: Current music: Queen-Somebody to love Sunday, October 10, 20046:49PM - No one cares.The last couple of days have been realy stressful becuase me and ryan are the only ones puting any effort into getting this hotel for halloween,but on a better note im staying in east boston for a couple days, and i have fun while im hear.Sometimes i wonder why people say they are gonna do something, but they end up not doing what they say. Oh well this is for those people......YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKING CUNTS CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE FOR BEING A GRUNDLE CLAM!!!!!!! SO good bye untill next time. Current mood: Current music: Darude- Sandstorm |
